Fun and games with Dubya.

Now try this: go to google, type in the search field "miserable failure". Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Bwaaaaaahahahaha (wimper, wimper, sigh).

Not quite ready to stick your head in the oven (or move to Canada, or fork over your life savings to Howard Dean's campaign)? Go back to google, type in "weapons of mass destruction" and click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button again. Read what comes up. (No, really read it. That's right, go back and look again.) Hee hee hee hee hee hee (giggle becoming increasingly rapid and high-pitched before devolving into wracking sobs).

And if you need a little more salt poured on the gaping, bleeding wound I've opened for you today, why not read this article from today's NY Times, which reports that President Shrub "defended his policy on Iraq's reconstruction today" with the following eloquent, articulate, statement:

"'Men and women from our country proudly wear a uniform, risk their life, to free Iraq,' Mr. Bush said. 'Men and women from other countries, in a broad coalition, risk their lives to free Iraq. And the expenditure of U.S. dollars will reflect the fact that U.S. troops and others risk their life.'"

It's statements like this that make me scratch my head and wonder why in the world the French seem to hate us so much.